Get it? 'Cos I'm wearing clogs! But for real, if I was going to clog up your news feed, it would be with things that people said to me while I was wearing this outfit:
: Are you on like a 70s vibe or something?
: Were you trying to look vintage today?
: You have been on a serious vintage kick lately.
: That is the most "normal" outfit I think I've ever seen you wear.
: Ummm… you're a hippie…
: What's with this look?
… I just figured, "Heck, I have these great new vintage-looking clogs, and my mum just sent me these flared jeans that could probably pass for bell bottoms in a pinch, and I really don't wear this fringe vest enough," and the outfit was born. Groovy, right?